"Indian food is a luxury! Not for my ass, though."

Harsh, in defense of his culture. (via theharshlife)

Dalton Asserting His Dominance

daltonunchained:

"I’m disallowing that."

Dalton Planning His Funeral

daltonunchained:

"I don’t think funerals are meant to invoke a humorous emotion, otherwise I would be more inclined to go to them.  At my funeral, feel free to invite a few hundred jesters, at least then if people don’t laugh they’ll wonder how I met so many jesters."

prayers to all the dudes who got girls leaving fa school u kno u not gettin that ass back the way u left it *pours 1 out*

(Source: queefdollaz)

hydrophobic-pirate:

On 9th August 2014, unarmed 18 year old Michael Brown was shot by police officer Darren Wilson in Ferguson, Missouri, sparking social unrest that continues to this day. Here is a petition to prevent police misconduct.

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

Oh my god. Yes