"Indian food is a luxury! Not for my ass, though."

Harsh, in defense of his culture. (via theharshlife)

Dalton Asserting His Dominance


"I’m disallowing that."

Dalton Planning His Funeral


"I don’t think funerals are meant to invoke a humorous emotion, otherwise I would be more inclined to go to them.  At my funeral, feel free to invite a few hundred jesters, at least then if people don’t laugh they’ll wonder how I met so many jesters."

prayers to all the dudes who got girls leaving fa school u kno u not gettin that ass back the way u left it *pours 1 out*

(Source: queefdollaz)


On 9th August 2014, unarmed 18 year old Michael Brown was shot by police officer Darren Wilson in Ferguson, Missouri, sparking social unrest that continues to this day. Here is a petition to prevent police misconduct.



Oh my god. Yes